Cheeky Weekly 097 [1979-09-15] (Zeg) Download issue

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WHAT BARNES PASSENGERS OVER THE SEA TO FRANCE; AND IS ANNOYEDR AUNTIE DAISY DEOIPED TO MAKE US B/i!i!sa NHFJIWP ONCE: BUT COULD ONLY FIND ONE KIND or BIRD. aHAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TASTFD SOUP MADE FROM A Mt/fmtaMt/i! 7mm 'EHO: THOA>> 'ELIOHARRESTED A OHM YESTENDAY TOR PINOMING A BOTTLE OF THAT GTWF YOU USE TO MAKE Ia CIOTMES WHITE! a WHAT DID YOU CHARGE HIM WITH: OONSMBIE CHUBKIE ? CHEEKYaS WEEK..............SUNDA_Y DOCTOR .a DOCTOR! I KEEP THINKING I'M A BROKEN a uoauo! ws'u Sean M HAVE Ila/[41545]a ,/ r/ 'HUH'! I'll HAVE YOU KNOW, I'M PRACTISING ONE OF THOSE POSM RESTAURANT/MEALS FOR YOU 'THE ONE WHERE THEY TAKE THE FOOD TO YOUR TABlEAND SET FIRE TOlTl AUNTIE UNSY. I'VE IT'S THE IOOH YOU'RE MEANT TO SET HRE TO, NOT THE Ii!izi/ MEMO: BOYD! I'VE COME TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAN WHO SEIIS- a EIREPLMTSIN OUR VIHAGEIN wuss. mmmnsv, ms NAME AND WHAT ' no YOII CALL mm. m; m LAFF? N. 7 , 4mm m: 5mm [00K you, NO-NO.a YOUaRE NICKY NE DIDN'T GET i!IIA/V Ho ! H0! IaM MOTEa FUL wk um JOKE!

WEaRE GONGa) BRIAN'S PARTY a 100M. CALCULATOR! Now. HAVE I ' ear evznvmme..?vazszm... i' CARD. a . a ... (CVGLE- ) BPUMP.a BICYCLE - PUMP? THAT IS MY OR: ITS AN OUTDOOR PARTY! i LIKE THEM! 7IFEEL A REAL TWIL BUY YOUaRE AlWAVS RIGHaI. CALCULATORa. I WHY ARE YOU LOSKING SO 8! R71A>>! DAY 7 wa MV BIRTHDAV cAkE-x WEAPPEARED, ANO BALLOONS roams FARTV wave ONLY JUSY ARRWEDa l'La. NEVER 6E1 MEMaSLWIN UP |N TaMEi aWERE! THAT'X THE BALLOON-snuAmN SORTEO 0La: THANKS 10 MV 3; BYGLEvDUMD, AND CALcuLmaRL a\ :- 1 a=a a PHEW.a (F r BALLOON youswsoa . a5%a? ' r a a HARDER. CALCULA'OR' auasr! ; a7 I . V a a\ YIKES l WHASSAT? MY ammoA>>: CAKE 1 QUICK! CATCH I1. DAD! Au PRESENT AND OORRECT...THANKS T0 CAlCuLAToR.a r A TWIEEWOBAELV Wi!'TING AROUND TO 55 WHAT ELSE HE CouLo 51mm

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" Iall JLISIaSHJFTITOUTOF THE DANCING AREA: THEN GOllECHTI WWI/MW GOHT; AT lASY....' EVEN RAK CLEMENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF THAT NOW THEN, l-IY WENTTHAT WHEREaS IT WAY- HKEA GONE HHS ROCKET} GAAAHI you srupm , GREAT LUMP! YOUaVE a BOOTED If OFF ,7 TOWARDS i!i!/MI/ PAH! I DONaT KNOW MY OWN SfRENGTHr FHAT'S MY TROUBLE! STILL, I'VE SPOTTED THE '3 AGAIN! I musran TO IT BEFORE THAI 4 I, GRRFHJ ENGLISH JOKE NOI' VEllY OOER.a I'D a GET our 0mm;

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CHEEKYaS WEEK.............VM0NDA JOGGING JEREMY OLOOKED / 100 YARDS 1N FOUR MINUYES... OR WA! If FOUR YARDSIN 100 MINUFES ? 0/! qur 00 You an IF you Silt/k: AN? CROSSA BOARDA>> NUDE/ls. GAME Win: 0/. ( Hun .' 1 com FROM A vmv ATHLEHOFAMILY.a ATTHEAGE 0F 92. MY GREAf-GRANDFATHER EGuA um rue Walli!i!fci!li! FOR we was: SIGH. .. .I' m wrap/mm RAN AWAY now A mu: COR! HOW DID HE MANAGE MAY? [iii-(MUN! WMa DOES/l VAMPIRE TAKE WHEN HE'S aorA sons rumr? amma a0 EASE Hi5 Lai!FF/Il.a i!ii-Il/l/k/ awaya! I PREFER "0E FRIGHTS T0 THE JOKES 5 (4 xi 5 "an!" Will: HVPNO-TESSA.a 'HAVE YOU PUT VHF FLUENCE 0N ANYBODY FAMOUS [OPAY ? V0a 361a Am, pussvcm: l a9" cool maps our name IHAVE- oowr uxs mosz mm mm ~ You cAu AND HERE [OLLIPOPSJ mom, ntwm mumA>>: {0 HF 00Ma rm aEM AwAv: . owe you ms MM FANS .

ADV/ER "SEMENY i!f Think (writ, you, and one nfyour parnmscuuld be i!own (uMllsmw nextiluly to son all your favouriw :porling slurs in action at Un- World's grvuwst :poning ipcclar'le 7 the Olympic ( inmvs.Thure um [my prizus (lftrips for z [a be won and i noli prizo is woth APS1000. Tun lucky boyu or girls will win APS100 worth nfsporls equipment 7 plarhups you vmuld like a now biryclu or a p0ny,you decide how w spend yuur prize. Hl-na is a diagram 0min Moscow Olympic nook which is 400 mI-lws to the lap, lhe track has born hrokun down into 2|) squarvs. Depending 0n which omio featured 'IaREBOR pruduuls you buy you can nice round the track until you reach 20 which is (hoAOO molnas i!nish. For vxamplv. ifynu buy a lube olDoublo AgtntsOlnvu 4 Squares) and one lahalltun (Mow 2 Squarvs) saw: (his aTapper: and you will haw n'mahrd Nauun easy ixn'v. ll? And rmm'mber whlan you mad: 20 you will haw won a opuc l()lvmpic Game medal and we 11 donate on your brlmlf mp inwards ilnA>> (aIlulofsuppurtlnz our hoys and girls at llno Olympic Games in Mnsmw. Print your full name, address and age in the coupon and send (hi with the al'n-bor wrappers um have gul you round the 400 mom track Trohor Olympic Game, 1a1). Box 35. Sullnn (,aoldi!cld,WL-st Midlands. 130cmnh0r2a3rd3979. Your 01) mpic Gold modul will be sent to you within 28 days ofuur rucuivlng )uurvnlry. .\ erW to lllaCidLa the 3 winners oflhp Olympic trips and the 10 winners of L100worthnfcpurts(aqulpmvlllwill mkuplacv duringihc wook ending ildnua 'leh 1980 ll lullana a major pm. wilmvnw nill nmlla) )ou during the wwk cndlngJalluury mli WHO. Iallh'r duA>>*lan-luuOlyinniiA>>(;omo you only haw to Si nd in tho m omu rA>> and mo coinploud coupon. Last date for vnlrlvs WINE]? 39713113 MOVE 1 SQUARE a 'aa a"Y We oi mesa wrappers Block Jacks Banana soin FrullSMad MOVE 2 SQUARES ~ aa3aa a a' these wrappevs . I Phanmms- 5* anylmvoui I - kl Mal-slels Jokeis " Willsz i is, AY=. haircut any ' unkallyi!avnuv MOVE 3 SQUARES - 10v any I of lhese wrappers lieoominls a 1 Reliesncis - -i ~ I a nnyi!dvuuv MOVE 4 SQUARES a iorany l oi mesa i!avours Doubau a ' new 9} \, anynavour a mons- any Naval" r mimics ua .H aWm Soomnnmokw ,n anyllnvooi i :1 _ f 33 anyvluloui #4 {av r a E'lzuoka a I Full Nnnuuonpo Addrmlcom) aWaQ" Ca AgeA>> A rle)\ Hill

; wm APS2 a lilnlllllllili 13 mm /\ A First hoy: Three weeks ago my tortoise went on holiday. Second boy: Did he enjoy himself? First boy: I donat know a he hasnat got there yet! from David Hill, Doncaster. Man: Hello, what brings you here'! Lady: Today it was a bus, but usually a car brings me here! from Cindy Shepherd, Bristol. Teacher: Nathaniel, what is the Order of the Bath? Nathaniel: Dad, Mum, my sister Clare, then me! from Valerie Anderson, Aldershot. What did the Egyptian bus conductor say? aFez, please!" from Richard Austin, Norwichl Boy: Iave just been to the dentist, and ldidnat yell at all! Dad: Good hoy! By the way what did you have done to your teeth? Boy: 0h,hedidn't do anything to my teeth! I sat and waited while he pulled Willie's tooth out! from Michael Sims-Williams, Mansfield. Paul: Why arenat monkeys rich? Alan: They only get pea- nuts! from David Hutchinson, Ouston. Clerk: My salary is so small, sir, that I canat affordlunch. Boss: Well, in that case, we'll shorten your lunch-break! from Paul Wiggins, Alvaston. Teacher to boy: if you can show me a dirtier hand in the class, I wonat cane you! Boy: Then here, take a look at my other one, sir! from Paul Hughes, Holyhead. Newsi!ash: lrish scientists have today discovered a liquid that will not freeze 7 it's called hot water! from Peter Sanders, Nuneaton. Reporter: Would you say going to the moon is dangerous? Astronaut: Okay. Going to the moon is dangerous! from Michael Dawes, TottenhamJAndon. Geography Teacher: Where is Minehead? Buy: On your shoulders, sir! from Stephen Boyd, Newtownards. Dick: You owe me five pounds, Harry. Harry: Are you surea! Dick: I'm positive. Harry: Heh! heh! It's only fools who are positive. Dick: Are you sure? Harry: lam positive! _ from Cameron OaConnell, Kincardineon-Forth. Whig WA(c)A(c)lligi! JU@@ASS@ Congratulations to all these readers whole jokes have been APS2, If you know any nod jokes, send them to us at the a judged winners by our panel of humour experts! Each winnerwill receive ddress above a you might win some extra pocket money!

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E TTLESIag? { < Youall Ilse a1a: new glue of COMPUTER ATI'LESHIP by Milton mdley. pals! [n this version of the populu game, the whistling of the missiles, the sound at a V dined hit and the lighting ' up of the ahmizona with each'sucoesxtui hitaaxe just some of the super effects you can get! R 010 C have pluduoed the Junior TechniKlt Aimi! Band Ruth) for 1!] ratio enthusixsts, pl: spotters, in Int, anyone! wan- this neat little. tsui!d-ilyouisdf. nicely-operated receive: you can pickaup pilots gaunt-(avail- messages over a wide sweat Also the RADIONIC series, soon m be anibble. ale Crystal RadA>>, a Morse Code Trainer m1 1 5-wny Butglnr Alum! New from PALII'OY Ire Take a t ed aACI' ION MAN VEHICLES, a I s :16; u ml lice the one illustrated helow. {i!i!ai!'nfmfi!ain'i!ol'kos 31aaaa"aAdeg"a "a~"aAdeg "aaAdeg [acts m4 fun from i!aw .dnm Eugene. i! KNer BOOKS. Ras utorcy e. Pumut Cn . Cupqu Topteti!mks and Jeeps. so look out for them in EXPLDRERaS GALAXY H aI: shops, Pals, GU DE Ind, among other things. tells how to _ _ ' A>> identify VIA-ions planets, '- Ind haw to mtg-mt phy Ill acting-dad spwe I game! called THE SPACE Pictured abonisoneinlsedesof (our books produced by CAROUSEL BOOKS. Theyare called POPEYEaS PICTURE PUZZLE'BOOKS, and each one is full quuzztes; nines. cmsswonis and jnin-thedot puzzles a j Inst great for whiling away I rainy then-noon! \

3" HEY! MUSTAPHA! THEYaRE PLANNING To SCRUMP YOUR , a APPLES] A<<i! x A I all .a . MY FRIEND JlMi!i!lngwlNG! j ' ' r , . SEWER! 4a a DOER.a WE'V BEEN SPO" D.a RUN! V , a HMM. THE POOR LOT! IaLL HELP THEM! aSEEK vsm MUCH FUN wuru ow . TWO PLAYING IT.a I 1 HOMO! You DONaT unosksmwl MUSTAVHA.a my wenswr HUNGRYa mev wm JUST l BEING NAuoI-m.a NAUGMW.a HMM.a ARE THERE OTHER NAUGHTY a CHILDREN ABOUT? or cams; MERE ARE: YOU'RE NAUGHYY SOME' THERE AP; some MORE KIDS a BEING NAUGHYY NDW.a /a- anms / a .3 u C' % 33 A v 4a 7 I a mum: a. a a aaa 7 \ twaum Ll/(E MUSTAPHA afaggfp 22%;?a ACROSS 5a! A wono WITH DEMOLITION iva " ' a9?a a Youa! Co. a . > , a MORE NAUGHTY V , No BALL 1 a a GAMES KIDS av 21a1ka L , ( a ~gnaw Q a W \- \a COR! I wauLDN'Ta MlND A Go AT THAT, MYSELF!

amer (AN PLAY AS MANY W BAIL GAMES AS THEY LIKE a IN MY SPORTS CEMRE.a I WAa: IF HE LIKES ' TRICKS ON A GRRf THAVaS any! AND I mneems. w -\ a HE CAN WATCH MY a2ch CYCLIST DO SOME . . . BUT IN THE PROPER TAKEN CARE OF EVERY NAUGHTY KID IN TOWN. MUSTAPHA.a r HEY, MUSTAPHAa Now THAT YOUaVE TAKEN CARE 0; ALL OUR NAUGHYY KIDS, HALF OF US HAVE NOTHING To DO,a HMf THAT IS INDEED A PROBLEM! THIS IS THE GREATEST HIDEaANDaA(c)'EEK GAME EVER! ' . K ,7 ONLY You COULD HAVE ORGANISED IT, ,MusarApuA'.a V c. BUTI HAVE THE ANDm ANSWER: ) FRIEND! THEY WILL HEAR us! TEE: HEE/

CHEEKYaS WEEK .4..WEDNESDAY' THEY'RE 80 FOSH IN CUWDE'S HOUSE THa E I VES AND WHEN WE TAKE SOMEBODY GIVE USA "AND ' mm nus an: own: 7 i HE DOESN'T UKE LISTENING TO A STROlL: WE DO ITEXAGTLY ' PARLIAMENT ON THE RADIO: 'COS a THESAME WAYAS ANYONE WHY CAN'T THAT PESKY IT'S CALLED THE HOUSE owmmma ELSE WOULD! CLAUUEaSMOTHER JUST HE'D RATHER TAKEA WALK! WALK ON THE PAVEMENT \ v , WHEN SHFDOESHER WHY WAS THEi!EPORTER STANDING OUTSIDE THE ICE CREAM SHOP ? HELLO: REG! mm, No], newa wmrme FORAJE'WP.a } wit/cirsz MUSVHURRY.a em mm: a HOW I'M SURE WEalL SEE LOTSMORE ' / WOUIDA OF OUR [00M REPORTER IN WEEKS TO COME! IaM NOT NEEDlN' THE WHOLE OF THIS PAPfR: BUT IF YE JUST CUT our TME BIT THAT ADVERTISE: BARGAINS; IaLL GIVE a19 Two FENCE FOR THEM! ROOTS! THEREaS N0 SENSE IN EWING MORE THAN YE ACTUAllV WANT TO USE! Iall DEMONSTRATE IN THIS SHOP: HERE, TMENOO! MV UNCLE HAMISH IS SOMEANy HE'S THE ONLY MAN! KNOW WHO BUN BREAD BY THE .SaI/i!f.a

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